...spelling words such as "and" correctly surely
have no chance whatsoever at killing someone. I would suggest poison;
it's very effective but requires little brain power.Burn
all there is for me, thank God," said Stewie, getting down from
the computer chair. "I'm glad I have fans, but no fans at all
would be better than an idiot. There's a letter for you, I think,
got into the computer chair.Dear
be frank, HOW COULD YOU LET SOMEONE LIKE MAYHEM GET AWAY?!?! YOU
BETTER GET HER BACK SOON OR SO HELP ME I WILL SHAVE A PATTERN IN YOUR
STOMACH WHILE YOU SLEEP THAT SAYS "Property of Stewie Griffin".
STOP BEING SUCH A !Oh
and is that rumor about you having a secret underground wine cave in
the basement true?Dear
really don't know how I could, to tell the truth. I was stupid. Very,
very stupid. That old expression is right--you don't know what you've
got until it's gone.I
think I'm making progress as far as getting Mayhem back goes, though.
So please don't shave that on my stomach.And
no, the rumor isn't true. Unfortunately. Although I do have a stash
of pot under Peter and Lois's bed. (Don't tell Mayhem.)Sincerely,Brian"I
think that's it for me," said Brian. "Your turn, Peter.""My
turn for what?""Fan
is this...fan mail you speak of?" said Peter suspiciously."People...