... loser has to strip, I just knew Freddie would lose! He always does! So, I had a feeling Sam would get a little aroused by seeing Freddie strip, and start to realize something, like jealousy." Wow.
"Step two: Get Freddie to come over. This step connects to step three. I needed Freddie to realize his feeling for Sam now. So, I invite him over by lying and saying that it's iCarly rehearsal."
"Step three: Freddie's confession. I had sex with Freddie to get him to realize that he doesn't like me. I knew we wouldn't get far before he confessed, so I knew it was safe." Oh.
"Step four: Get you two to confess to each other. I thought this part would be long and impossible! But I didn't plan for Sam to be out here listening to our little convo. So, that part was way too easy."
"You can thank my mom for that one." Sam added.
"So, you came up with a big plan, just to get me and Sam together?" I asked.
"Pretty much." Carly answered simply.
"But wait… you two were having…sex in there?" Sam asked. Uh oh.
"Well, uh… yeah kinda. But, it didn't go very far and I didn't like it very much and I didn't want to do it and…" I apologized, but Sam shut me up by kissing me.
After a few seconds she pulled back, smiled, and said, "It's...