... the hell did
you come from?" Stewie demanded, his left eye (sure to develop
into a black eye) bleeding and twitching."Yeah, seriously,"
said Chaos."I dunno, it was a--a
secret tunnel, or
something?" Peter said vaguely, looking to the others for
clarification. The rest of them nodded."Yeah, something like
that...""And there may have
been a giant man-eating rabbit involved...but don't mind us, please
continue with your big climax-y battle," said Peter. He paused.
"Hehehe. Hey, Lois. I said climax."Lois laughed. "I
know, I heard."A big, booming voice
echoed from above, like the voice of God, or something. "Hey.
Climactic battle scene! Chop-chop!""Right."Back to business, now.While everyone had been
talking, one of the guards had recovered. (Surprisingly, not the one
who had been pantsed. He had burst into tears and ran crying home to
his mommy, tripping frequently on his way there. No, the one who
recovered was the one who got the flying kick to the face.) He
grabbed Stewie's ray gun and--gee, this is a smart move--tossed it to
him. "Catch, Your Excellency!"There was a mad scramble
to catch the ray gun. Chaos emerged on top, having successfully
succeeding in catching it. She waved it in the air. "Victory is
mine!""Stealing my lines,
now, are you?" said Stewie bitterly. "Well, I suppose it's
not as if you can sink any lower..."Chaos aimed the ray gun
directly on him. "I'd be polite to me if I were you, Stew.""You rhymed! Twice!"
Mayhem piped up suddenly. When ev...