...that I'm old-tebane?" The woman spurted out. She could feel her cheeks heating up after her embarrassing slip.
"-tebane? What kind of joke is that?" Naruto laughed.
The redhead looked furious and ready to strangle the blonde, though she only slammed her fist on the counter and left the place.
Unknown to him, he had just met his mother, Uzumaki Kushina. Though she didn't knew that the cheeky blonde was her son either. Kushina would have become suspicious of the blonde's whisker marks, but Naruto had decided to conceal them with make-up and travel under a pseudonym, because of his growing popularity due to his heroic deeds in the last war. They avoided each other until a certain event forced them to spend time together.
"What do you mean with there's not enough room for everyone," Kushina asked, enraged. She didn't want to sleep on the hard ground.
"Well, another group arrived just in time, before the blizzard forced us to barricade the door. They need the rooms too and you guys are the most fortunate, sleeping alone in a double bed," the inn owner explained, choosing his words diplomatically.
"I don't mind," the fourth person said gleefully. He was small and visibly overweight. "I want to be with the guy."
"What the hell?" Naruto shouted, horror-stricken, while noticing the redhead's naked spite. "Hey, why don't you share a room with the woman? Look at her, she's quite the babe!"
The round man put a finger to his double...